#that man is big too you know if he falls asleep on u after m*ssionary your hips will be so sore the next day

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mhmgmhg, nsfw alphabet for mike munroe for the soullll.... please and thank youuhh!!

LETS FUCKING GO, MY MAN MIKE

Mike Munroe NSFW Alphabet

A - Aftercare

Mike is surprisingly affectionate, very cuddly. He'd be the big spoon and would rub little circles on your hip with his thumb, mumbling about how gorgeous you are.

B - Body Part (His favourite body part on himself and you)

Mike really likes his arms, including his hands too.

He likes his biceps, and just how strong his arms are in general, he also has big strong hands, perfect for [redacted].

Is Mike an ass or tits man? The answer is yes. I feel like his favourite body part of yours would be one of the two, or maybe potentially your waist because he likes how it feels to have his hands on your waist.

C - Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Inside. Always.

D - Dirty Secret

Jacks off to the thought of you a LOT more than you realise

E - Experience (How experienced he is)

C'mon. We know.

F - Favourite Position

Basic, but missionary. He gets to kiss you as much as he likes with ease, and gets to see your expressions, so he knows just how good he makes you feel.

G - Goofy (Is he more serious in the moment?)

We've seen the amount of "buns" jokes this guy makes, he's making dumb sex jokes and then fucking you so hard you can't form sentences to tell him how stupid his jokes are.

H - Hair

Happy trail happy trail happy trail happy trail happy trail happy trail happy trail happy trail happy trail-

I - Intimacy

I think he can be pretty intimate, even if it's just a quick hookup he'll still make it feel intimate and personal, he's too charming not to.

J - Jack Off

A lot more than you realise. You'd be shocked by how often this guy has sex on the brain.

K - Kink

Begging. Is begging a kink? He just really wants that ego boost that comes with hearing you tell him how desperate you are for him, his touch, his body. Drives him wild. ("C'mon, gorgeous. Tell me what you want.")

L - Location

I feel like he would like being a little more risky in public, nothing like a full on porno out in the open, but sneaky touches.

M - Motivation (What turns him on)

Specifically, seeing you wearing his clothes.

N - No (Hard limits)

He's fairly soft, and likes to keep it that way. I don't think he'd really want anything too deep or heavy into the bdsm/kink scene.

O - Oral

Loves receiving. Will run his fingers through your hair, head tilted back, eyes closed, panting and cursing. "Fuck, atta girl/boy." Might hold onto your hair to guide your head too. I don't think he'd be too big on giving.

P - Pace

I think it would entirely depend on the circumstances, like where, when, and how horny he is. More often than not, he's charming and slow, taking his time, and making it intimate, but there could be the rare occasion where the sexual tension is unbearable, and he needs you NOW.

Q - Quickie

I don't think he would do these as often, instead he would just give little touches and stuff to tease, and get you all riled up, then when you're both free and have the time LATER, the sex will be more satisfying after being pent up all day.

R - Risk

Mike doesn't mind some risk, and can enjoy a thrill, but nothing too extreme.

S - Stamina

Oh jesus. Your poor legs.

T - Toys

I don't think Mike would own any, or use them in the bedroom.

U - Unfair

Oh he teases. Then when you're whining, he acts like he has no idea what you're whining about.

V - Volume

Mike is VOCAL <3 Cursing, panting, constant praise and encouragement.

W - Wild Card (Random NSFW HC of my choosing)

He loves leaving hickeys but does not like receiving them.

X - X-Ray (Size)

I'd say like 7.5 inches?

Y - Yearning

Honestly he's very touchy. He loves at the very least just having his hands on your waist or kissing you.

Z - Zzz

Mike will usually fall asleep not long after, with you tucked in his arms.

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!

[s1llysmut]

Hey hey!! So sorry if ur requests aren't open- but if they are, NSFW alphabet with Vox mayhaps?

Love ur work!! Can't wait to see more!

A/N: Awww thank you so much!!!!

NSFW Alphabet for Vox

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

As much as he doesn’t want to admit it, he’s clingy as fuck. He leaves cleaning up for later. Right now you two are going to cuddle until you both fall asleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his wires. He loves how he can tie you up with them. On you he loves your tits if you have any. He’s a boob lover.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He cums in you or on your face. That’s it. And there’s no way he’s using a condom.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes it when you’re dominant from time to time. Tie him up and edge him and he’ll love you forever.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s moderately experienced. I have a feeling he’d need your help finding the clit (if you have one).

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy style. He loves watching that ass jiggle.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

To him it’s okay if he’s goody but if you’re goofy he gets all insecure.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He genuinely doesn’t care how it looks. He lets it grow how it wants. I have a feelings it’s somehow black and blue.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He can be very very intimate. He’s whipped for you. However if he’s feeling pissed off by Alastor, you’re getting fucked senseless.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He has a shit ton of photos of you and he uses them to get off anytime you’re not around.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Bondage. He doesn’t care if it’s you or him being tied up. He just loves the concept.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His office. Absolutely. Loves fucking you in his office.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

If you do anything to try and seduce him. Bend over in front of him, whisper in his ear, kiss his neck, anything.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He wouldn’t do roleplay as anyone. Even fictional. It would hurt his feelings that you want him to pretend to be someone else.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers you giving him head. He loves seeing you on your knees sucking him off. It boosts his ego.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

If he’s stressed or angry he’s going to fuck you fast and hard, but if he’s feeling lovey dovey he’s gonna take his time with you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He likes them a regular amount.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes. He loves the adrenaline rush of trying new things especially risky things.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go for a damn while. He loves feeling overstimulated.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Since he’s such an innovative man I feel like he buys any new sex toy on the market and gets you and him to try it out. Then he gives Valentino a report on it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He can’t tease you for long. He folds too easily. He’s the kinda guy who thinks with his dick.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s loud. He has no shame. If he feels good, everyone in hell is gonna know.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

You’ve definitely had a foursome with Velvette and Val. He wants to brag about your skills and smoking hot body.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Pretty big. About 8 inches!

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very high. Almost as high as Valentino’s.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Very quickly. He will lay on your chest and sleep like a baby.

[shinestarhwaa]

HONGJOONG NSFW ALPHABET

A - Aftercare (how is he after sex)

I think Hongjoong is quite gentle, he will pay attention to your needs and your behavior so he can cater to your needs. He'll probably provide some water and shower with you.

B- Bodypart (his favourite bodypart on you)

He loves your hands. His mind is a little poetic so he likes your hands for all kinds of reasons; you can do beautiful things with them, you could change the world with them. But he is also just obsessed with the way you touch him with your hands-

C - Cum (anything to do with cum)

He loves to cum inside your mouth, feeling you swallow it makes him go feral.

D - Dirty secret (his dirty secret)

He wants to record the sound of you two having sex in his studio and maybe even include something in a song one day (nothing too extreme obv).

E - Experience (how experienced is he?)

I would say he has experience, but I don't think he's been with that many people. But he defo knows what he is doing.

F - Favourite position

Doggy. Doggy. Doggy.

G - Goofy (how he acts in the moment?)

He's not super goofy, unless he's under influence, otherwise he will smile or smirk but it's more out of love/lust than really laughing at something.

H - Hair (how groomed is he?)

I would say he's the type to have everything shaved tbh, if not it's verrrryy trimmed.

I - Intimacy (how passionate is he?)

He's quite passionate I think, he's the type to fuck into you from behind and mutter dirty words into your ear.

J - Jack off (how often does he masturbate?)

I would say not a lot but a regular amount? Maybe 2-3 times a week depending on his schedules.

K - Kink

He loves clothes so I think he'd also be the type to really love lingerie and types of sexual clothing.

L - Location (what's his favourite place to have sex?)

Bedroom / studio.

M - Motivation (what keeps him going?)

He loves feeling your hands over his body and your fingers in his hair MMMM.

N - NO (what is a no-go for him/turn-offs?)

I don't think he's the type to be an exhibitionist/voyeur, so he might say no to that and keep stuff private.

O - Oral (giving or receiving, skill etc.)

This man's a giver fr.

P - Pace (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

I think he's slow at first, teasing you and then getting faster and faster towards the end.

Q - Quickie (their opinion on quickies)

This man is BIG on quickies, even if it's not penetrating and it's just oral or fingering, he loves it.

R - Risk (experiments, taking risks etc.)

He might experiment in bdsm? I feel like he's the type to be into stuff like that-

S - Stamina (how long does he last?)

I would say he lasts quite a while but he's the type for having just one round, but it'd just be a long ass round tbh. Would have sex multiple times a day, just not many times in a row.

T - Toys (do they own toys? does he use them with his partner or himself?)

Oh yeah he got 'em, uses them on both of you. Definitely.

U - Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

SUCH A TEASSEEE OMG? Would live for teasing tf out of you and make you yearn for them.

V - Volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make?)

I don't think Joong would be too loud, but he'd be keeping it on the low but his breathing would give it away.

W - Wild Card (random headcanon)

Hongjoong bends you over his studio panel as he drops to his knees to dive his tongue into your pussy. You were a moaning mess in no-time, leaning onto the panel and accidentally pushing a button saying rec....

X - X-Ray (what's going on in them pants?)

I don't think he's very big, he's rather an average sized guy. I'd say he'd have more length than girth.

Y - Yearning (how high is their sexdrive?)

Average I think? He has some periods where it's quite high but he also has his lows.

Z - ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards?)

Depends where you have sex and if you go for a shower. After a shower he's wide awake, otherwise he's passed out in no time-

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I'll take one for the team

Malik not safe for work alphabet

Of course .w.

Its under the cut

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Man is kissing and cuddling all over you, insists you sleep with your head on his chest

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Loves Loves LOVES your tummy, no matter what size, will want to use it as a pillow

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) First 3 rows are a splash zone :) High volume, but bit longer of a refractory period

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) Calling him 'daddy' gets him BAD but he'll never admit it, he'll take that secret to the grave

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Not super experienced, but knows what he's doing

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Full Nelson :)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Man can get very goofy if the mood calls for it

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) He's trimmed .3.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Again, depends on the mood... But he loves when things get romantic and passionate... will whisper sweet nothings and words of affirmation to you the whole time

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Tries not to too much when he's in a relationship, when not in one it's at least twice a day

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Light Bondage, Breeding, Domming, Overstimulation, Begging, Cuddlefucking

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Loves doing it in private places but when others are nearby... Having to cover your mouth to keep your volume down gets him off big time

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Physical touch and sexting/being send naughty photos... Get him riled up when you're not actually there with him and he's immediately pouncing you the second he sees you

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) The usuals

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Loves receiving and is good at giving, plus his tongue is pierced sooooooo....

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Loves both! Something about absolutely pounding you into the bed fires him up like crazy tho

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Not a huge fan, but not against em

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) He's up for experimenting and like medium risk

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) High stamina but needs decent sized rests between orgasms, can go maybe 3-4 rounds

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) He's have a few but if you ever find them he's going to be super embarrassed and claim he got them as a joke

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) LOVES when he gets to make you beg, will tease you relentlessly

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Makes grunts and groans, very vocal

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) 90% dom... Very hard to get him to sub and even then it'll only be to make you happy

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) 8.5 inches

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Decently high, very easy to make horny

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Once you're both finished he's out light a light... probably while holding you

[ourloveiselectrifying]

Can I get a NSFW alphabet for Kev *bats eyelashes* prebby please

>:D

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Kevin is really into aftercare, he'd want to snuggle and nap first but once they wake up, bathe MC or have a shower together, pamper and clean them, lick and bandage any wounds if Kevin got a little too rough, and cook them a nice meal!

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

They of course, love their cock, and loves MCs thighs/ass!

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He swallows :3

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He'd lick and nibble a lot cuz they'd have an animalistic urge to to take a bite out of and taste MC, Like cuteness aggression but horny violence.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Experienced, he knows what he's doing, but it's been a while!

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Preference on positions where they get to see MCS face/MC has to look at him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Humorous, will crack jokes while his cock is buried deep inside you.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

The carpet does not match the drapes and he's well groomed for a dingo-man :3

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He likes to be affectionate and kiss/nibble/lick/rub.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Prefers to masturbate with his t-dick, uses toys, is a lot more whimpery and whiny on his own.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

- petplay

- sadomasochism

- gags/blindfolds

- toys

- biting

- restraints

- blood

- sleepy sex

- drugging

- edging

- collars

- shock

- roleplay

- threesome (very specific situation)

- gunplay

- primal

- kissing/hickies

- breathplay

- cockwarming/worshipping

- outdoors

- uniform/costume

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

On the bike, on the couch, in the bed, and in the forest!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Instant turn-on is MC showing any sort of sexual attraction to them or being needy.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

- Breeding/pregnancy (he'll joke about it to freak out MC)

- Subbing (he'll humour a dominant MC, but shut it down as soon as they feel threatened)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Really likes giving and receiving oral, but a preference for giving.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Rough or gentle is dependent on mood/how excited they are, but they like to take it slow and build up.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Yes, it might evolve into regular sex though, or he'll just tease MC until they have the spare time for a proper fucking.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes, Kevin is constantly taking risks.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can and prefers to last a while, mostly one round, unless they're in heat, then it's all day if they had it their way.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He loves toys a lot, on himself, and MC (has a special dildo moulded just for MC, how sweet!)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

They love to tease, specifically if it gets to MC!

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Loud, panting, growls like an animal, and little whimpers and whines.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Doesn't like penetrative sex with others, but uses toys on himself.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Human form: Big T-dick!

Dingo-man form: BIG knot-dick!

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high, and has a sort of animal heat where he gets extra needy too.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Pretty quickly, since all he wants to do afterwards is spoon and cuddle.

[thelostboys11]

Dwayne x Reader NSFW Alphabet

Dwayne x Reader NSFW

Word count: 615

Warnings: Smut (obvi)

A/n: I hope y'all like this!

A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

Dwayne is really good at aftercare! He is very caring and loves you very much. He'll always take care of you afterwards.

B = Body part (What their favorite body part is)

Dwayne loves his abs because he knows how much you love them. He loves your hips. He loves holding onto them when you ride him.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)

Dwayne likes to cum either in you or on your stomach. Dwayne doesn't like a messy session.

D = Dirty secret (A dirty secret of theirs)

Dwayne loves it when you play with his hair. Feeling your small hands on his scalp makes him feel so good. He'll be quiet and would be holding your waist while you play with his hair. He would end up getting so horny.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? How good are they?)

Dwayne would have so much experience. And you? You wouldn't even know what you're doing.

F = Favorite position (Self explanatory)

Dwayne loves missionary. He loves seeing your beautiful face while he fucks you.

G = Goofy (How goofy are they?)

Dwayne is goofy but he'll be a bit more serious than the others.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they?)

Dwayne is trimmed but his is a bit long. They're not long enough to really bother you.

I = Intimacy (How they are during the moment)

Dwayne is caressing and kissing every part of your body.

J = Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

Dwayne doesn't really see the point in it. He'd only do it if he was alone and horny.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Dwayne enjoys biting, breeding, and light choking.

L = Location (Where'd they do it)

Dwayne would literally do it anywhere. He would do it in an alleyway if he really wanted to.

M = Motivation (What turns them on/gets them going)

As said before, he loves head massages. It makes him feel so good. Breathing in your scent while he has his head on your chest and as you play with his hair.

N = NO (Something they wouldn't do)

Dwayne wouldn't do anything too extreme. He really cares about you and wouldn't want to hurt you.

O = Oral (Preference on giving or receving)

Dwayne's gonna eat you out over and over again. When receiving, he wants you to be able to go at your own pace. He'll just sit back and let you enjoy yourself.

P = Pace (What's their pace?)

Dwayne doesn't usually go that rough with you. How fast he goes depends on the day and his mood.

Q = Quickies (Their opinions on quickies)

Dwayne doesn't really favor them. He doesn't mind quickies but he doesn't actively have them.

R = Risk (Will they take risks?)

Dwayne doesn't mind exploring in bed.

S = Stamina (How long do they last?

HE'S A VAMPIRE!!!

T = Toys (Opinions on toys)

Dwayne doesn't really care for toys. He'll only use them if you ask him or if he's caught you using them before.

U = Unfair (How much they tease)

Dwayne won't tease you too much, but he'll occasionally tease you while in bed.

V = Volume (How loud they are/what noises they make)

Dwayne is the type to grunt and groan.

X = X-ray (What do they have in their pants)

Dwayne is fucking hung. Look at him, it screams big dick energy. And man knows how to use it. He gets every little sensitive spot. Also, he has very big balls.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Dwayne isn't usually horny. He literally has other shit to do (sorry no offense).

Z = Zzz (How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?)

Sleep is for the weak.

[skz-streamer]

My First Love

Simptober Romance Tropes M-list

Pairing: Chan (skz) x fem!reader

Genre: Fluff

Notes: first time doing head cannonsss :) I thought It was a more relatable way of explaining it? idkkk lmk what u think ;0

-please read responsibly, and remember that this work is fiction and meant strictly for imaginative fun. the idols used in fics are more accurately faceclaims and personality outlines for imaginary characters, and should not be interpreted as factual representations of existing people

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when I say this man if first love coded I MEAN IT

such a gentleman omllll

takes you out of a first date to a picnic (haha my other fic)

and after that date you just know that he's the one, there's no way to explain it.

the two of you exchange numbers and you start texting each other casually (just when ur bored)

def the type to make you giggle over text, like the ",yeah?" at the end of everything

ur sitting at home on your couch

its been 2 months of small dates and texting nonstop

you hear a knock on ur window its rlly late at night and ur home alone

although you might just be over reacting you don't really know what to do

so you text him, chan.

he responds in a literal heartbeat like this man was waiting for a text from you

you text him and you ask for him to come over, you wanted to take it slow w him so he had never been over to ur house before

you were nerrrrvoussssss

he shows up about 10 mins later with a big brown paper bag

'whats that?'

'gotchu something' he says back

AHHHH imagine it with him winking at youuuuu BUTTERFLYSSSS

You grab the bag and he locks the door for you while you open the bag

he got u food :(((((( WAHHHHH SO SWEEETTT

diff ur favorite too, you had mentioned it before during one of your past dates w him

you both plop on your couch. you lean into him and you can tell that he's blushing a bit

his ears are all redd :(((((

ahhhhh image him in his big hoodie with a beanieeee

and like ur just eating w him half sleepy maybe watching a movie or something

just an absolute sweetheart

falling asleep together on the couch

HES JUST SO BF MATERIAL

"the one" first love and will always be

morning walks to late night walks in the rain to snuggling at home

going to the mall together and him absolutely spoiling you

there for you 24/7

so understanding omlll

actually giggles the first time you call him by a nickname

pure sweetness until the day he takes you back to that same park you had a picnic at

AND HE PROPOSESSSS

From first love to forever in love

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[queenofmistresses]

blitz x fem! reader nsfw head cannons? like what’s the aftermath like, what’s his fav body part, fav positions, role playing etc? thank you!!!

a/n doing the nsfw alphabet for the first time! I'm doing this as an established relationship as I think some answers would be different depending on where in the relationship you are

A- Aftercare

Would be good at aftercare, he shows his love through care and especially after sex this would be important. He'd clean you up properly and make sure you've got a big glass/bottle of water to help you feel more alive after everything. If it was a particularly messy session he would at the very least shower with you and maybe run you a bath depending on what you can manage

B- Body part

I feel like he's a thighs and ass man. Doesn't matter what they even look like, he just loves them and loves touching them.

C- Cum

Would love cumming inside you, it's his favourite - he's a simple man

D- Dirty secret

He would secretly love for you to take control one day, but it would take a lot for him to admit that

E- Experience

We all know Blitz is a fuckboy and has fucked half of hell, so very experienced

F- Favourite position

Hmm this is a tough one actually. I think he'd love you on top and he wants to see your face so... cowgirl?

G- Goofy

He spends 70% of it making jokes, he cannot be serious for any period of time

H- Hair

I mean he's bald... I think he absolutely does not touch anything down there, just lets it do what it's gonna do yk

I- Intimacy

Intimacy is very hard for him, he would be very touchy, hold your hand etc but in terms of saying anything romantic I think he'd struggle. Actions over words with Blitz

J- Jack off

Every day genuinely, even if you live together ngl

K- Kink

Bondage, pain

L- Location

He is a complete whore, he would do it anywhere. Favourite place would probably be in his office

M- Motivation

Literally anything, horny 24/7 and ready to go

N- No

Wouldn't be able to deal with you degrading him, would hit too hard for him

O- Oral

I think he loves giving and receiving, probably prefers receiving more but he does love giving

P- Pace

Would definitely be fast

R- Risk

Would be willing to try anything with you once, always game to try new things - isn't exactly risk adverse

S- Stamina

Decent stamina- as long as you give him a 10 minute break between each round he could probably go all night

T- Toys

We know that Blitz LOVES using toys in sex, you, him, both, anything, he loves a toy, not afraid to experiment with them

U- Unfair

He loves to tease you, he loves watching you squirm and whine

V- Volume

Talks a lot, and is not afraid to show you how much fun he's having so is very vocal

W- Wild card

The first time he tells you he loves you is when you're having sex

X- X-ray

Big dick, 100%, Stolas told us and I believe that man's blind obsession

Y- Yearning

Would never leave bed if it was up to him

Z- Zzz

Once you're all cleaned up and back in bed he would very quickly fall asleep

[david-tennant-addict]

Can you do a demoman nsfw alphabet?? (BTW I love ur posts sm!!)

OMG YES!!!! He needs more attention if I’m being honest and thank you soooo much! That makes me so happy to know my posts are loved!

Demoman NSFW Alphabet

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he’s pretty nice. He cares so he helps you clean up

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his hands because of how good they are at making bombs and he likes your hips/ ass. He loves the way you walk and the way they move 😏

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He likes to cum on your back

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He secretly likes bondage either on himself or you

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s not too experienced but he knows what he’s doing. He’s had drunk one night stands many times before

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He likes doggy style and missionary mainly because they just feel right to him

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he can be goofy it really depends on if he’s drunk or not

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he’s not the best at keeping up down there but it’s not terrible. Hairy but not bad

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he’s not too intimate unless he’s the sad type of drunk

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he’s a horny man sometimes so yes he does but only when he’s alone

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

he likes biting he doesn’t know why but he does

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

anywhere if he’s drunk enough but if he’s not he really only like to do it in the bedroom

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

wearing something provocative or wanting to drink with him or talking to him in a sexy way

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

hurting you in anyway

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he likes to receive but he’s pretty good when he’s slightly drunk

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he’s fast unless he’s falling asleep or tired

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

not a big fan unless he really needs it

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

not a big risk taker buuuut when he’s drunk is a different story

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last about 2 rounds and about 5 mins each depending on how horny he is

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he doesn’t have any but he isn’t opposed to them

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s pretty fair but if he’s fucking as a punishment obviously that’s a different story obviously

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s a loud grunter

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves to drink while making out. He thinks it’s hot

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s about 7 inches long and he’s THICK

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He kind of has a high sex drive but he keeps it in order

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Immediately after depending on how much he drank before or during it

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I tried my best so I hope you liked it!

[mrsarnasdelicious]

Body Guard!Sihtric NSFW Alphabet

A = After (what they’re like after sex)

Aftercare King!!!

He goes hard on you and of course afterwards he'll make sure you get cleaned up, decompress and are okay. He praises you, telling how well you did for me. He kisses all the bruises and marks he's left on you and then snuggles you up to him until you fall asleep in his arms.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself probably his hands, arms or shoulder, big man big protecc.

On you, your eyes, they are so full of stars and so innocent, which is not at all appropriate for a woman like you.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

His loads are average size, but there is so much force behind his orgasm. He shoots so far!

He loves to see his cum drip out of your poor bullied pussy.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

The times this man has jacked off on the other side of the door while guarding you, holy fuck!!!!

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Expert level. Guy is so knowledgable on kink and he does it sooo well.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy. Guy loves to take you roughly, really dom you and grab at you in that way.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He can goof around, but usually is quite serious about putting you in your place with his cock.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn't really get much puebic hair growth, oddly, it is dark brown, but he usually shaves it, bc it is naught more than peace fluff.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Is actually really romantic. He values intimacy a lot. Being with you isn't just raw sex to put you in his place. He can be super tender and is always very attentive.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Ohoooohoooo you know it! This guy can barely hold it in his trousers every time you even wear a v-neck. The TIMES he wacked one out because of you, hooooo boy!

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Dirty Talk, Voyeurism, Power play, hunting, choking, edging, overstim, subversion of expectation, hero play, cum marking, bite marking, bondage, punishment and discipline.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He is very fond of pressing you up against doors and walls, though he is really fond of slinking to your bed in the dead of night as well.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Him having to come to your rescue, you being a brat, the way you smirk, your ass, your scent, when you feign being innocent and when you enjoy food/drink/anything so much you moan.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Daddy, bodily excrements, cnc and financial domination.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

OH HE LOVES FUCKING YOUR FACE.

He is defo very fond of eating you out, too.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He is more fast and rough, but most certainly does have it in him to take his time on you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He takes every opportunity he can get. Quickies galore baby!!!

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Your entire relationship is one big risk, you bet Sihtric is a risk taker.

He is also very experimental and willing to try anything you are up to.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Sihtric lasts LONG! Guy can piston fuck you for 20 minutes straight if you can take it. He usually manages two or three rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He knows you have plenty toys and how to use them to drive you absolutely crazy.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Holy fek, Sihtric is such a tease and you know it. He loves to dangle your orgasm in front of you like a juciy carrot and not let you have it until you beg him for it. He is also very wont to use overstimulation.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is a predominantly a grunter/groaner. His volume varies, depending on how likely you are to get caught. He doesn't want to be found out.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Sihtric feels like he does not do his job well unless you are covered in his marks. He can guard you better when you are well and marked up.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Oh you know he hung and he uses it well. He is uncut and mostly a grower, though whilst flaccid, he most certainly shows a bit.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Rather high, but is able to put his own needs aside for yours. His desire is very dependent on how you feel.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Sihtric is wont to stay awake until you are well and zonked out, making sure you are safe and happy before he can let himself nod off.

[getosbunsblog]

Simeon (if you're comfortable writing for him at all) for A and any other letters you want for nsfw alphabet?

SIMEON NSFW ALPHABET

All letters cuz I love him so much

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

An angel, literally. Whatever you want he’s got you covered. Treats you like royalty

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His shoulders and your shoulders, don’t ask me to explain. Cuz I just get the feeling he’s a shoulder man

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Likes to cum in your mouth. He loves it when you swallow because he feels like part of him is inside you.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Priest kink??? Maybe. He either wants to worship you or be worshipped

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

IDDKKK he’s very difficult for me. Like they haven’t confirmed the exact thoughts the angels in obey me have on sex. Maybe a virgin. He just seems too innocent. But looks can be deceiving

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Missionary, he likes looking into your eyes and being able to kiss you easily

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

More serious and romantic, he sees this as like a big deal. It’s like a huge step for you two

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Well groomed, he gives me like waxed vibes. For some reason

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

King of intimacy. He refuses to call it “fucking” he’s a “love making” kind of dude. It’s his intent to be as intimate as possible. He likes to hold your hand while he’s making love to you

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Whilst I think he’s mostly innocent, you make him into a big perv. Everything you do turns him on so he has to go take care of himself while looking at your devilgram posts

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Praise kink. Will not stop complimenting you. Don’t even ask. This motherfucker will not stop

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

In the bedroom, he sees it as a private thing. Something shared between lovers and lovers alone

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Everything, but when you fall asleep on him looking all innocent that’s one of his biggest turn ons

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

NO HITTING, and he will be a lil bit shy if you ask to be degraded too

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Giving, he wants to give you pleasure. He might not know a lot but he studies your reactions

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and DEEP. Like really deep. You swear you can feel it in your intestines.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He would rather take his time, but whatever you want, he wants. So if you want to risk being seen in the hall he’s down

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Like I said. He’s down. If anyone (BUT LUKE) has a chance of catching you he’ll mention it but he’ll still continue

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He’s not that experience (if he even is at all) but I think like three rounds is his regular

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He invested in some so he could use them while he thought of you. So he could control himself more. He would love to try them on you soon. Watching you cum over and over again sounds like paradise to him

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He probably denies you orgasm but when he finally gives it too you he makes sure to overstimulate you

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Loud whimper like moans. Even if he’s on top. Similar to Levi’s. In short a high pitched soft moan

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

I actually think he get jealous of the demons around you. He thinks he would fuck u better and that you would rather sleep with like luci. And diavolo, he’s nice but sometimes when he’s too nice to you Simeon gets a lil bit overprotective

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

A solid 8.5, regular girth. it’s like pretty. Which is rare for a cock to look that nice.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He’s secretly a horn dog so I think always. He just wants to always be that close to you

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

You’re long asleep by the time he even considers it. He loves watching you sleep. Not in a creepy way……actually, yes in a creepy way

[downundergarfield]

A fluff fiction of sniper coming to the camper after horrible day at work to his s/o who opens their arms for cuddles with some cute aggression in the concoction?

(Btw the smut sniper x reader one was chefs kiss)

Congratulate me on the end of my bloody session. It's time to feed you 9-man flavored chips, huh? Lets start with our favourite Aussie~

Well, a very tired Sniper × NB!Reader.

Fluff one

Tw: nope

It was an awfully hot day, you would say the hottest you've ever seen. You were sitting in a van, leafing through some book, but already just staring at the text rather than reading it. You just wanted to kill the time, your lover/friend should be here any minute now. But he delayed and you began to worry.

But anxiety did not even have time to settle in your soul when the door opened.

Mick looked exhausted, his hat and glasses shifted in a funny position, and it seems he was in no hurry to fix them. You let out a long sigh of understanding as you jumped up and spread your arms in a big hug. The Sniper only smiled out of the corner of his mouth before slamming the door behind him and literally falling into your arms. His weight pulled you down, but you were able to hold him, even despite his noticeable weight.

- 'm feel like a dead coala, dinkum...

His speech was muffled because he was resting his neck on your chest.

- I told you that you need a good sleep, not a coffee.

You said it a little cheeky. He convinced you this morning that 4 hours would be enough for him, although you knew perfectly well that he only gets enough sleep for 10-12 hours.

- 'm 'now...u told...

He was about to fall asleep in your arms.

- Come on, sleepyhead, you can't sleep here.

You try to lift his limp body to drag him to bed, but there seems to be too much... Sniper in him.

- Mick, please, I won't drag you alone.

- m'hm..

He finally gathers his strength when you take him to bed. He sheds the bare minimum of his clothes, remaining in a shirt and work trousers. You hang his hat on a peg and put his glasses back where they belong.

He wraps himself up in bed like a chick and you kiss him on the forehead

- Good night, silly

You say it softly in his ear, still being a little cheeky.

- Don't think that I'll leave you loik that, S/O

He says it rather quickly, before you know it, his arms wrap around you and dragged into bed, pulling you into his arms like a trap of a cunning hunter.

- gotcha, lill' thing..

In a half-doze he says, hugging you like a toy for sleeping, kissing your forehead, throwing his legs over you, of course with your permission, and wrapping his hands like a spider web. He's so bony and lanky, you giggle in his arms.

- Are you strong enough to catch me?

- ...Unfortunately, you could not make out his joke, he had already fallen asleep, sniffing softly and sometimes lowing softly in his sleep....

Sweet dreams, kangaroo~

[ewanmitchellcrumbs]

Hi! Could I please request the NSFW alphabet for Otto?

Otto Hightower NSFW Alphabet

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)

Otto will give his partner a quick cuddle, but ultimately will fall asleep. The old guy doesn't have the stamina he used to.

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

Not a body part as such, but Otto likes his height. He enjoys being able to loom over his partners. On his lover, he's big into eyes and hips - for staring into and grabbing respectively.

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

Otto's nutting inside - he's a man of tradition.

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

Gets off big time on the religious guilt that extra-marital sex is frowned upon in the eyes of the Seven. His partner can expect to ask for forgiveness on their knees...

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

Otto's old as fuck, of course he knows what he's doing.

F= Favorite position

Otto is a missionary man, but also likes taking his partners from behind.

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

Otto isn't goofy at all. He's all business when it comes to doing the do.

H= Hair (grooming habits)

He takes good care of the hair on his head and his beard, so you can expect that old man bush to be kept in check too.

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

He likes to think he's romantic, but he's a dirty bastard at heart. Loves to reprimand his partner for how "depraved" they are when he's clapping those cheeks and really gets off on it.

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

Hardly ever. Otto would never debase himself like that. He'd rather have the real thing.

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

Big into religious guilt, also gets off on power imbalances and has a corruption kink - likes the idea of defiling a younger woman. Has a size kink, loves the feeling of someone smaller than him underneath him.

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

Otto keeps it strictly in the bedchamber, but has often fantasised about fuccin' atop the small council table.

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)

Big doe eyes staring up at him. Obedience. Loves to be praised for how powerful/influential he is. Total goner if his partner sits on his lap.

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

Doesn't like people that are overly crass or hugely obvious about what's going on between them. Otto relies on his partner's discretion, if they can't give him that then they're gone.

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

Otto goes weak at the knees for someone that's willing to get on theirs for him. He will also have a go himself, but isn't the best - Aemond didn't get his penchant for cunnilingus from his peepaw.

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

He can last a while, will start slow and gradually increase the pace.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

If Otto is busy then he'll make time for a quickie, he much prefers to be able to take his time though.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

He's old and set in his ways. "I've tried everything I wish to try."

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

You'll get one long session out of Otto, then he's done for the day.

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

Would rather not, but goes wild for seeing his partner use religious iconography as toys.

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

Otto will build tension throughout the day - lingering stares, loaded comments, etc.

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

Otto will provide encouragement for his partner to make noise and whisper filthy things to them. Doesn't get particularly loud himself until he's about to reach his peak.

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

Loves to have his partner on their knees and will command that that's how he ought to find them when he returns to his chambers. He gets off on the thought of his partner waiting for him on their knees.

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

Peepaw's packing - between 7 and 8 inches at full mast.

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

Not insanely high, but he can manage once a day without issue.

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

Straight away. Peepaw needs his rest.

[astroyongie]

begging on my knees for a sukuna a-z alphabet

A To Z Analysis: NSFW

Sukuna

A = Aftercare 

He thinks beforehand. he makes sure to have things prepared. Sukuna isn't the type to talk during aftercare, he simply provides a warm bath or snacks

B = Body part 

he loves his partner's thighs, gripping and biting them. he might love to have a screwed face looking at him too. He is equally proud of his body in general

C = Cum 

he is not really messy and he keeps it easy so its easier to clean. Usually he uses the condom or he finished on his partner's smaller backs

D = Dirty secret

He has a tone of pictures and videos of you in his phone that he uses on himself

E = Experience

he isnt as experienced as one can think, he is learns quickly and he knows what he is doing the moment he gets a grip on his partner's body

F = Favorite position 

He loves doggy style as mat pressing or he also likes missionary but with that one leg over his shoulder

G = Goofy 

he isn't the type to crack jokes or to be funny during the deed. sure he can smirk and be cocky but he wont be humorous as he is too focused

H = Hair

either on him and his partner he wants well groomed and clean. nothing too crazy but bare isnt acceptable either

I = Intimacy 

he doesn't need to be in love to sleep with soemoen but he needs to trust them

J = Jack off 

he does it often, mostly when he is overly stressed with his work

K = Kink 

he is a simple man where his kinks involve mostly dominance play and control play over his partner and the situation. He also likes punishment play and scents (especially his partner's perfume)

L = Location 

He will always prefer the security of his bedroom, although he won't mind to do it on his working place like his office for exemple or where ehe practices

M = Motivation 

he is easy to motivate but his self control is unshakable. He will lean you on until you are begging for him

N = No 

He will say no to anything that will permanently scar you or hurt you. He also has boundaries and limits and when it comes to someone he loves he doesn't want any weird kink involved

O = Oral 

he loves receiving it more than he gives. although he gives such good head those only happen in special occasions. receiving however is a good way to get things steamy

P = Pace 

Sukuna is a slow yet rough pacer. he is only fast when angry

Q = Quickie 

not really into those, he doesn't like the fact that things have to happen fast

R = Risk 

He is willing to take risks as long as they are spoken beforehand and that it doesnt cross any of his boundaries

S = Stamina 

this boy can be long and he knows how to make himself last as well. usually sessions are about 45 minutes long

T = Toys 

he doesn't mind them if they are used on you and only during punishment sessions

U = Unfair

HE IS THE MASTER OF UNFAIRNESS. this guy will either deny you all the orgasms of the world, making you cry out of frustration or he will stimulate you until you lose consciousness

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He isn't that loud, or at least he tries not to be because it's embarrassing to him. but often he can't help the grunts and the low moans

W = Wild card 

This man when angry he would try to punish you by torturing you. He sill restrain you to the bed, put a toy on you on a low setting so you can get off with it. and he will proceed by touching himself and finishing while you watch unable to do anything

X = X-ray 

boi is... big and thick and veiny

Y = Yearning 

high sex drive

Z = Zzz

after the deed he is ready to focus on other things, mostly on his responsibilities. he isnt the type to fall asleep after

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

MICKEY MY BELOVED this gave me cavities i expect u to pay for my visit to the dentist get ready for the bill

I LOVED THIS SM ur gojo makes me feel so soft and tender :(((((((( i HAD to rb it like this bc there were too many moments and lines i adored wbk ur writing makes me melt into a puddle……

or the little pout that tugs on his lips - the grumpiest and the fakest one to ever be conjured in the history of the world. you know it's fake; you've seen the care and devotion the little boy puts into the cards and the art he makes, always promising to show them to his keeper in a hushed voice.

LITTLE GUMI & PAPA GOJO MY ANGELS WAHHHHHH MCIKEY i love them so much :(((( READER BEING A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER IS SOOOOO CUTE AND GENIUS this really was just the fluffiest thing ever …… gumi desperately trying to act like he doesn’t love his silly little father figure <333 he’s not fooling anyone!!!

eyeing the little sea urchin from the corner of your eye.

LIL SEA URCHIN ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ sobbbb i miss him so fucking much i miss him and his shadow the hedgehog haircut OUR LIL SEA URCHINNNN 💔💔💔 baby gumi rlly is the cutest ever

after a while you can feel him melt into you, his talk almost slurring, his eyes growing heavy. deciding to put away the phone, you move in your spot but a pair of hands clutch onto your arm. "'m not going anywhere." you assure him with a gentle smile as your hand finds its way into his hair, pushing through the unruly strands. he doesn't look at you, hiding his face into your shoulder.

m not going anywhere 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i looovveee this reader and how sweet they are, how they manage to get lil gumi to be vulnerable with them even though he’s so guarded :(((( their dynamic is just the cutest!!! and mickey the way u describe lil gumi…. should genuinely be illegal my teeth are ROTTING from the sweetness he would give me sm cuteness aggression and i don’t even like kids PHDJDH.. aaa and him hiding his face in your shoulder 🥺🥺 love how this habit comes back later too, it’s so adorable and in character for him wahhhhhh :((

"i-i miss him." his little hands stay clutching onto your sleeve, not enough to stretch the material but just enough to let you know how hard this is for him. how he's taking the big step, how he's inviting you in with a shaky voice. the hand in his dark hair never stops its movements, staying combing through it, feeling him nuzzle deeper into you. "oh, sweetheart. i'm sure you do." you hum quietly. "he's gonna be back really soon though. i promise."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MICKEY 😥😥😥😥 sniffle… ow ow ow my heart ACHED when i got to this line IT HURTS SM BC BABY GUMI IS SO GRUMPY BUT HE REALLY DOES LOVE GOJO ……. 😔😔😔😔 he misses him!!!!!! little baby!!!!!!!!! it’s so hard for him but he’s trusting u not to make fun of him :(((( tearing up over this dynamic reader is just so sweet and patient i need them fr and gumi is obv so fond of them too…..

you stay like that for almost two hours - sitting in the bean bag with your arm locked securely in megumi's hold as he's letting out small little snores. you don't mind. you don't mind at all.

”you don’t mind. you don’t mind at all.” i fell to the floor this line made me melt AAUUUGGHHHH THIS IS JUST SO CUTE I CAN’T TAKE IT 😞😞😞😞😞😞 falling asleep on ur shoulder!!!!! in the bean bag!!!!!! like he’s a lil kitten 🥺🥺🥺 reader is so real i could NOT wake the little urchin up!! he’s too cute!!!! no disturbing the baby’s sleep!!!!!

and how the kids say bye... some of them hug you, some of them land a fat smooch on your cheek, one of them always shakes your hand (very firmly)(a lot of people could learn a thing from him). 

I WOULD LOVE TO MEET THE KID WHO SHAKES THEIR HAND PWHPDIDJFHFH THAT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY a whole businessman of a child…….. AND I ADOREEEE HOW MUCH READER LOVES THEIR KIDDOS they’re just so full of warmth and affection wahhhhhhh :<

tearing your eyes from the sun, you turn to meet the man and oh... his mouth is ajar as if he was about to yell out for megumi in the most dramatic way possible (he was). his crystal blue eyes shine in the very same light you were just basking in, taking in the sight before him. his lips close and reform into the warmest smile before he's whispers a small hi.

i know i’ve said this several times already BUT I ACTUALLY MELTED OK 😥😥😥😥😥😥 first of all gojo being fully prepared to shout MEGUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII at the top of his lungs is so funny to me PHDJFJFJFJ he’s silly <33333 and!!! the lil ”hi” 🥺🥺🥺 such a tiny word but it just feels so tender here. and i can see this scene so vividly mickey….. the intimacy and peace and sunlight and everything !!!!! it’s so fond :(((( AND THIS FEELS LIKE SUCHHHH A FATED MEETING TOO R U KIDDING ME i’ll get to this later but i fully interpret this as a reincarnation au btw………….. they’re soulmates <333 and they both felt it the instant their eyes met i just KNOW it…..

satoru's smile widens at that. "he's kept you locked up for two hours?" raising your hand from megumi's hair, you cover your mouth, hiding a grin. "he's cute, no harm done." satoru hums. "he is. pretty sure you're the first teacher to see him like this." "yeah." lowering your hand back down, you brush a few strands from his eyes, making his nose scrunch up and making the two of you swoon over the pouty kid. "i'm very honored."

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i’m gonna be repeating myself a lot here mickey but this is just SO cute and warm and sappy and fond and sweet this whole fic tasted like the fruitiest freshest little treat… it tastes like vanilla ice cream and cherries……… AND I LOVE THE WAY TORU AND READER INTERACT i’ll get to that later too but i just lovveeeee their dialogue and the way they bond over being so so fond of gumi!! their baby </3

satoru's eyes flick back to you. there's a certain softness in them, despite the deep dark purple peeking out from underneath the skin under them. 

NOT THE EYEBAGS NOOOOOOOO TAT…… mickey this hurt me on a physical level i need that man tucked into bed ASAP ‼️‼️‼️

"i'm glad he has you."

UUEE😥😥😔😔UUEUUEEEE🥺🥺😭😭😔😔UUUUEUEEEEUUUE😭😭😭😥😥😥🥺🥺UUEUEU🥺🥺🥺😭😭UUEUEUEUEUEU😔😔😔😞😞😞😭😭 i feel so soft. god i can’t even imagine how relieved toru must be to know his baby is in good hands :(((( the trust he’s giving reader here!!!!

lowering your head, you confess: "i have to go to the bathroom so badly." he almost doubles over, holding a palm over his mouth, hiding the laughter ready to burst out. you try to glare at him but it's useless - you're holding your laughter with him a second after.

THEIR DYNAMIC IS JUST SO PLAYFUL AND FOND AND WARM i’m CONVINCED that they’re soulmates u can’t trick me mickey…… like they just FEEL like old friends yk???? have i mentioned that i love ur character dynamics bc i DO they always feel so real and loving and vivid <3333 i’m obsessed.

"and yes, my arm is dead but c'mon, how was i supposed to say no to this?" as if on cue, megumi lets out a content breath, his lips molding into his usual little pout, which in return makes the two of you look at him fondly. again. "no, don't worry. i understand - he's a real charmer." 

AGAIN WITH THIS DYNAMIC them and their sleepy lil sea urchin baby 🥺🥺🥺🥺 no because i get it if baby gumi fell asleep on my shoulder all pouty my heart would literally melt through the floorboards he’s the cutest little guy in the world

"he missed you that's all." it's so quiet. not even a whisper but satoru hears the words loud and clear. his eyes fall to his boy once more, something so tender in them - making your own heart beat a little louder. "but don't tell him i told you. i promised i wouldn't." "never. i'd never take this from you." he rests his one hand beside your thigh on the bean bag, while the other goes to smooth over his cheek. the poor boy would die of embarrassment if he were to witness all this affection bestowed upon him. "thank you for telling me."

me personally if i was satoru i’d hold my breath and try to die PEJDIHDJDJFUUF NO BUT MICKEY I ADOREEEEEEE THIS SCENE i wanna cry it’s so :((((( it’s so so intimate i can see it so clearly in front of me……,, toru must feel so so guilty </3 AND JUST. ”never. i’d never take this from you.” this fic is just brimming with trust and vulnerability and tenderness it’s so special to me 😥😥😥 gumi being too embarrassed to get showered in affection 🥺🥺🥺 this fic healed me entirely i think

your gazes meet again, the love in them mixing together into a warm goo, filling the room and connecting the three of you forever.

SOULMATES I’M TELLING YOU ‼️‼️‼️ they’re found family i’ve decided. there’s something so wonderful about meeting someone and just knowing that they’re going to become special to you and that’s exactly how this whole fic feels i’m so floored actually. mickey the vibe u have conjured up here is so vivid and special i have no choice but to eat it pls fetch me my knife and fork dear husband 🙏🙏

you're certain you know him. or maybe knew him in another life; whatever the case, you were meant to meet again.

okay so the reincarnation au thoughts started here sadly i did NOT snuff it out from the ari/mickey hivemind BUT THIS LINE MADE ME SOOOO INSANE ”you were meant to meet again” DO U HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO ME… 😔😔 the instant connection between them just makes my heart feel so full I LOVE THEM I DOOO

you thank him but he casually brushes it off as if it wasn't a big deal, as if he did it on instict, his fingers already itching to do things for you.

SATORU ACTS OF SERVICE GOJO LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO I LOVE HIM TO THE MOON AND BACK he’s itching to ease your burden to service you to make you smile and laugh ohhhhh he’s so husband coded :(((((((

"you heard nothing." ”this is who's been taking care of the kids? wow, does the faculty know of the foul mouth you're sporting?"

THEIR BANTER IS SOOOOO SOFT AND SWEET AND FOND THEY BOUNCE OFF EACH OTHER SO EFFORTLESSLY i really am in awe of u like. i KNOW these people i feel like i know them they’re my friends. there’s just something so real and familiar in the way they speak hhhhh.. i miss going to school PHDIFVFUFBXJB I’M ……… i’m just…… craving the sunny afterschool vibe……… uni isn’t the same….. :’3

"hey, gumi." satoru's voice stills the boy. his body doesn't move, his eyes alone turning from you to the source of the voice. and the second his green eyes meet the blue ones - he's burying his face into the crook of satoru's neck. you observe their little reunion; megumi's hands are so tight around his neck, most certainly choking the man but he doesn't mind. he doesn't mind at all. satoru's arms wrap around the boy, holding him safe and sound right to his chest, to his heartbeat. "missed me?" megumi grumbles something into him, something unintelligible but most definitely something that resembles a kid's insult. satoru's mischievous eyes meet yours and you bite your lip, trying to look as stern as possible when the both of you know that you're just holding back another beautiful smile.

disregard all my previous lies THIS made me melt. actually melt. my bones are spaghetti. I CAN’T EVEN EXPLAINNNN THE WAY MY HEART BURST THE WAY I STARTED GIGGLING THE WAY I WANT TO PUT THIS FIC INTO MY CHEST SO I’LL ALWAYS FEEL THIS SOFT the gumi/gojo dynamic here is so PRECIOUS i really do adore them sm…….. gumi can pretend and pretend but toru knowsssssss ofc he knows!!!!!!! gumi loves him so much :(((( and toru loves him right back <3333 tucking him into his chest like a fuzzy papa bear 🥺🥺🥺 AND AND AND ”but he doesn’t mind. he doesn’t mind at all.” u rlly thought this line would sneak past me 🤨🤨….. MORE EVIDENCE FOR THE REINCARANTION AU him and reader are even sharing lines!!!!! this repetition genuinely made me feel so soft though they’re both sooooo willing to give gumi the love he deserves :((( sob..

he hums back, green eyes finding safe haven in yours. 

SUCH A PRETTY LINE so tender….. :<

(…) making the man laugh loudly. this is the first time you hear it for real. it ripples through his whole body, his chest - shaking megumi as it does, it bounces off the walls of the room and finds its way to you and your ears. it's irresistible - you can't not respond with the same when he does it, the current just pulling you along. and it'll keep you for a long time.

HE HAS A GORGEOUS FUCKING LAUGH I JUST KNOW IT I KNOW IT IN MY HEART AND MY SOUL it’d be so loud and contagious.. and i would fall madly in love after hearing it exactly once THE WAY U DESCRIBED IT HERE HAS ME SO WEAK :((((((((( i miss our sappy loud joyous guy so much 💔💔 also ”it’ll keep you for a long time” THEY’RE MEANT TO BEEE THEY’LL KEEP RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER ROMCOM STYLE I FEEL IT SO DEEPLY I’M ROOTING FOR THESE TWO!!!

"it was nice to meet you. finally." "oh, you've been waiting for this?" ... yeah, you walked right into that one, you admit your unfortune, but luckily megumi is there to save you by giving him a hard nudge on the back. "okay, okay, little guy.... can't even hit on his teachers in peace..."

HE’S SOOOO SHAMELESS I LOVE HIM also this line made me go crazy but i’m abt to get to that in just a sec:

"it was really nice meeting you too. finally."

OKAY SO. this HAS to be a reincarnation au right…………… THAT’S JUST MY OWN INTERPRETATION BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT and it just makes this line hit soooooooooo so hard????? FINALLY. finally we meet again!!!!! i missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i didn’t know i missed you until now but i did!!!!!!!!!!!! hhhhhh i’m so weak for it mickey i feel so moved by this :((((((( there’s endless fondness and chemistry between them and it just feels so right for them to meet???? to love each other?????? this fic rlly has the biggest shoujo manga / romcom vibes it’s making me feel so sappy i need them to kiss and giggle into each other’s lips bc they’re just sooooo giddy and it feels like they’ve done it a million times before but it’s also so new and fun and it feels so right (doctors break in and pull me away from my phone)

(also. i’m just thinking abt... howl’s moving castle…. how sophie tells howl that she’ll find him in the future in that One scene and then in the beginning of the movie when they first meet he tells her he’s been looking everywhere for her :(( ow ow ow. rip satoru gojo u would’ve loved watching howl’s moving castle w ur s/o so u could point at the screen and go ”that’s us babe <33”)

"they said fuck." the boy whispers. "fuck yeah." he laughs before he ruffles megumi's hair, finally making their way over to his car. "by the way, you're an awful wingman, buddy..."

AND THISSSS WHAT A LOVELY ENDING the humour in ur fics always gets me smiling TORU U AWFUL GUARDIAN DON’T SWEAR IN FRONT OF THE URCHIN >:((((( gumi being an awful wingman is so real to me btw gojo is NOT getting any bitches and gumi will make sure it stays that way until he finds someone who gains the urchin’s approval <3333 except in this case it backfires bc gumi likes reader TOO much and gojo needs to prove himself worthy of u first LMAO

AAAAAAA MICKEY MY ANGEL MY BELOVED i am reading this righttttt before going to sleep so i’m just full of sleepy vibes and soft feelings this was such a treat 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i know i’m repeating myself but!!!!!! i love ur toru fics sm…… they just give me so much serotonin it’s crazy this felt like a big hug and a bunch of sunkisses the tenderness rlly is so so palpable!!!! the Vibes of all ur fics are always sooooo so distinct and this one was no exception it’s so warm and fuzzy and nostalgic :(((( sniffle sniffle. save me sunny afterschool vibe… save me……..

anyway in conclusion i love u and i love this and i love gojo TYSM FOR FEEDING US <3333333 gonna dream abt this fic and sleep so nicely 💤💤💤

☆. contains: satoru gojo x gn!reader, ~3k wc, fluff!!!, non-curse au, idk what this timeline is but both reader and satoru are adults and gumi is tiny + reader is his kindergarten teacher, not my best but fuck it we ball

you love you job. genuinely. you love taking care of the kids, teaching them, caring for them. and that of course applies for megumi, too. he's a pretty quiet kid, very straightforward and doesn't seem too affected by his guardian being away on a work trip when you ask him about it. you've never met the guy but it always makes you snicker whenever megumi's nose scrunches when he's brought up. or the little pout that tugs on his lips - the grumpiest and the fakest one to ever be conjured in the history of the world. you know it's fake; you've seen the care and devotion the little boy puts into the cards and the art he makes, always promising to show them to his keeper in a hushed voice.

but then one day... he's a quieter than usual, stares at you a little more than usual (he's so sure you don't see him)(or the way he's fiddling with the hem of his shirt). it's playtime and you're comfortably sitting in a bean bag, laughing with some other kids, eyeing the little sea urchin from the corner of your eye. after giving the other kids an impossible mission to complete outside, you usher the boy closer.

"gumi, come here."

and he does the cutest little eye roll known to mankind but nevertheless makes his way over to you. not pressuring him, you let him stand while you ask about the new comic book that came out (you heard him mention it once or twice) and oh, how his eyes widen. you surpress a giggle at the boy, and when you see his eyes flick between you and the bean bag you're sitting on, you finally motion for him to take a seat next to you. and he does.

he still feels a little unsure; like he wants to keep the information threathing to spill inside, despite the want to tell you all about it. seeing this, you decide to start talking about your own little hobby, doing big gestures as to try and crack a smile (it works)(he tries to hide it but you know better). and in the end he does relax and subconciously leans toward you when he starts introducing the comic.

digging out your phone, you let him show you to characters, the powers they have and how cool they all are. the smile on your face is making your cheeks hurt; glad that the boy feels secure and safe around you to tell you all this. some other kids bump in a few times, showing you the worms they dug up or beg for a napkin to wipe their face after they sneezed so hard that snot flew out. megumi's little scrunched up face only made you laugh more.

after a while you can feel him melt into you, his talk almost slurring, his eyes growing heavy. deciding to put away the phone, you move in your spot but a pair of hands clutch onto your arm. "'m not going anywhere." you assure him with a gentle smile as your hand finds its way into his hair, pushing through the unruly strands. he doesn't look at you, hiding his face into your shoulder.

"if i tell you something, do you promise you won't tell anyone?"

it's a ghost of a whisper, buried into the sleeve of your shirt. vulnerable.

"never. i would never."

it takes him another second to gather up the last pieces of confidence. the last pieces of strenght to open up his little tiny heart.

"i-i miss him." his little hands stay clutching onto your sleeve, not enough to stretch the material but just enough to let you know how hard this is for him. how he's taking the big step, how he's inviting you in with a shaky voice.

the hand in his dark hair never stops its movements, staying combing through it, feeling him nuzzle deeper into you. "oh, sweetheart. i'm sure you do." you hum quietly. "he's gonna be back really soon though. i promise."

you feel him nod against you. when another kid emerges from the outside, you quietly ask for her to whisper and swallow another giggle when she starts dramatically tiptoeing closer to you, ready to tie a newly made bracelet over your wrist. it's beautiful.

you stay like that for almost two hours - sitting in the bean bag with your arm locked securely in megumi's hold as he's letting out small little snores. you don't mind. you don't mind at all.

most of the kids have already left, their parents having come after them. they always greet you with a smile and thank you for keeping their kids happy and safe and it always warms your heart. there's nothing else you'd love more than this. and how the kids say bye... some of them hug you, some of them land a fat smooch on your cheek, one of them always shakes your hand (very firmly)(a lot of people could learn a thing from him). and all of them always wave with the brightest smiles on their faces.

you're eyeing the warm late afternoon sun from your spot on the bean bag when you hear the door open and close, a pair of loud footsteps approaching. megumi's guardian, surely.

tearing your eyes from the sun, you turn to meet the man and oh... his mouth is ajar as if he was about to yell out for megumi in the most dramatic way possible (he was). his crystal blue eyes shine in the very same light you were just basking in, taking in the sight before him. his lips close and reform into the warmest smile before he's whispers a small hi.

"hi." you answer with a smile of your own. nobody told you that he was gonna like that. sure, you've seen megumi's drawings but no offense to the boy - they do not do him justice. this has to be to most handsome guy you've ever seen. and he's your age, too. "you're here for megumi, right?"

he nods, leaning on the doorframe. "satoru."

after you introduce yourself, he repeats your name, tasting it on his tongue - and you're now stuck with the memory of one of the older faculty members saying something about how it's always very unprofessional to have crushes on the parents and whatnot. and whatnot.

he makes his way over - keeping his eyes on his beloved boy, sleeping oh, so comfortably in your arms. the way his chest is rising and falling steadyly, his fingers digging into your shirt. his heart swells.

kneeling in front of you, he smiles at the boy before turning his focus to his keeper. the golden sunlight is making your eyes shine and when you give him a shy little smile, he knows megumi is in safe hands.

"you're new?" he whispers.

"mhmm. and you don't actually have to whisper." satoru's eyes flick to megumi and you understand his question without him asking it. "oh, he's out. like a light. we've been sitting here for what?" you look at the clock before continuing. "two hours?"

satoru's smile widens at that. "he's kept you locked up for two hours?"

raising your hand from megumi's hair, you cover your mouth, hiding a grin. "he's cute, no harm done."

satoru hums. "he is. pretty sure you're the first teacher to see him like this."

"yeah." lowering your hand back down, you brush a few strands from his eyes, making his nose scrunch up and making the two of you swoon over the pouty kid. "i'm very honored."

satoru's eyes flick back to you. there's a certain softness in them, despite the deep dark purple peeking out from underneath the skin under them. you don't know what kind of a job he has but you know it sometimes requires him to be away for a while. it must be hard for him too; hard to leave his boy in some stranger's hands. but satoru is already convinced that you're no stranger.

"i'm glad he has you."

you feel a tint of blush making its way over your cheeks because of the sincerity in his tone. he really means it.

"but seriously, though? you've been sitting in the same spot for two hours? you're telling me your feet aren't dead?" he deadpans with a smirk.

lowering your head, you confess: "i have to go to the bathroom so badly."

he almost doubles over, holding a palm over his mouth, hiding the laughter ready to burst out. you try to glare at him but it's useless - you're holding your laughter with him a second after.

your body shakes with the giddyness, making megumi stir and you still. caressing his cheek, you try to make sure he ignores the two giggling adults next to him and stays asleep.

"and yes, my arm is dead but c'mon, how was i supposed to say no to this?" as if on cue, megumi lets out a content breath, his lips molding into his usual little pout, which in return makes the two of you look at him fondly. again.

"no, don't worry. i understand - he's a real charmer." he whispered. "what got him in this mood, anyway? nothing happened, right?" his eyes widen as the words leave his mouth, concern painting his face in a second.

trying to soothe his worry, you immediately shake your head. "no, no. he's okay. nothing happened." satoru exhales deeply, hand covering his heart. you don't think he even knows how worried he looked just now.

"but?" his voice breaks the small silence. "i feel like there's a 'but' here."

giving him a smile, you look the sleeping boy locked onto your arm. "i promised i wouldn't tell, though..."

"wha-?" the grown man's lip pull into a pout and you realize that the boy really does take after him. "but i need to know..."

deciding to make sure that megumi is still in fact, sleeping, you check his breathing - steady as ever, so you beckon the man a little closer.

"he missed you that's all."

it's so quiet. not even a whisper but satoru hears the words loud and clear. his eyes fall to his boy once more, something so tender in them - making your own heart beat a little louder. "but don't tell him i told you. i promised i wouldn't."

"never. i'd never take this from you." he rests his one hand beside your thigh on the bean bag, while the other goes to smooth over his cheek. the poor boy would die of embarrassment if he were to witness all this affection bestowed upon him. "thank you for telling me."

your gazes meet again, the love in them mixing together into a warm goo, filling the room and connecting the three of you forever.

"of course."

there's a comfortable silence between you and the man. a man you met mere minutes ago but when he bends over to pick up the bracelet made out of red string and continues to tie it back on your wrist without a word, you're certain you know him. or maybe knew him in another life; whatever the case, you were meant to meet again.

you thank him but he casually brushes it off as if it wasn't a big deal, as if he did it on instict, his fingers already itching to do things for you.

"is your bladder about to explode, by the way?" teasing. his tone is teasing and you can't help but reward him with another smile. his favourite pay.

"yes- yes, it fucking is." it takes you a second to realize what just slipped from between your lips. eyes growing twice their size as you stare back at satoru, who's, of course, already silently laughing, the corners of his lips reaching his ears. "you heard nothing."

"this is who's been taking care of the kids? wow, does the faculty know of the foul mouth you're sporting?"

"hey!" you whisper shout at him and before you can even register your own movements, your free hand lands a soft punch against his strong chest. it's always very unprofessional to have crushes on the parents. this time real heat paints your cheeks and the tips of your ears.

"sorry- i'm sorry." the only thing you can do is to mutter a quick apology - you're embarrassing yourself and you can't even run from it, the sleeping boy keeping you in your place and you're honestly ready to spiral because you just kind of hit (punched, even) him - this is definitely you crossing a line. and what if he really gets mad now and actually tells the faculty--

another wave of laughter breaks you from your thoughts. and then his own hand makes contact - landing firmly on your thigh; not to far up to make it like that but it's there to reassure that he's not a snitch of any kind and that's he's truly happy to have you as megumi's teacher. nothing better than having a real person looking after your boy.

but it is satoru gojo - it wouldn't be him if he didn't tease you properly at least once. "you're so cute like this. curses and hits being thrown here and there, whew! a great rolemodel for the kids, for sure."

you're burning up, almost afraid that you'll wake gumi with the heat emitting from your body. satisfied with the result, satoru gives your thigh a squeeze. "i'm kidding, i'm kidding. no harm done, right?"

he's gazing at you, borderline burning his eyes into yours with a sly smirk and now you also understand why megumi keeps calling his guardian very annoying every chance he gets.

"yeah." you quirp. "anyway, my ass is getting really sore now, so i think it's best to-" in attempt to escape the stealth attack on your heart, you try to change the topic, even when the weight of satoru's eyes stays on you for a second longer.

you shift your gaze to megumi, raising your hand to his face, gently tracing down his nose and booping it. you brush more of his hair from his face, trying to pull him from his dreamland as softly as you can. "megumi, look, who's here...."

his lips press into another pout as you land a second boop on his nose, finally making him stir. his eyes open ever so slowly, gazing up at you as he raises his fist to rub out the sleep.

"hey, gumi."

satoru's voice stills the boy. his body doesn't move, his eyes alone turning from you to the source of the voice. and the second his green eyes meet the blue ones - he's burying his face into the crook of satoru's neck. you observe their little reunion; megumi's hands are so tight around his neck, most certainly choking the man but he doesn't mind. he doesn't mind at all. satoru's arms wrap around the boy, holding him safe and sound right to his chest, to his heartbeat.

"missed me?"

megumi grumbles something into him, something unintelligible but most definitely something that resembles a kid's insult. satoru's mischievous eyes meet yours and you bite your lip, trying to look as stern as possible when the both of you know that you're just holding back another beautiful smile.

"let's go home, yeah?"

megumi nods as satoru stands with the boy in his arms. when you start pushing yourself up, he lends you a hand - his warm fingers easily engulfing yours in a quick motion. the touch lingers, skin on skin longer than needed. neither of you say comment on it - the butterflies in your stomach would gladly do all of the talking for you. you walk them to the door, staring at the sleepy little megumi, who's glancing at you over satoru's shoulder every two seconds.

you hand satoru megumi's pack and then gently place his jacket over his shoulders before giving one final rub on his back. "be good, yeah?"

he hums back, green eyes finding safe haven in yours. another smile is threathing to show when you wink at him, so he buries himself back into satoru's neck, making the man laugh loudly. this is the first time you hear it for real. it ripples through his whole body, his chest - shaking megumi as it does, it bounces off the walls of the room and finds its way to you and your ears. it's irresistible - you can't not respond with the same when he does it, the current just pulling you along. and it'll keep you for a long time.

"it was nice to meet you. finally."

"oh, you've been waiting for this?"

...

yeah, you walked right into that one, you admit your unfortune, but luckily megumi is there to save you by giving him a hard nudge on the back.

"okay, okay, little guy.... can't even hit on his teachers in peace..." he sighs, earning a way stronger hit and a way darker blush on your cheeks. "it was really nice meeting you too. finally."

you give him a small nod, fingers playing with the bracelet. you watch him carry the boy toward the door, ready to go home and calm your heart.

"wait-" satoru turns just as he steps outside into the sunlight. his eyes shine now even more than they did inside, almost blinding you. "how come you're not running to the bathroom? i thought you were dying."

"well, i was trying to be polite and wait until you leave, so you know..." lowering your voice, you tell him: "fuck off already." flashing him one final smile, the one he's gonna think about for the rest of the night (for the rest of many many nights), you motion for him to move along.

a quick little bye is all he gets before you close the door after him, leaving him standing in from of the house with a stupid smitten grin on his face. if it weren't for megumi, he'd probably stay standing there. "they said fuck." the boy whispers.

"fuck yeah." he laughs before he ruffles megumi's hair, finally making their way over to his car. "by the way, you're an awful wingman, buddy..."

[theloveinc]

Heavy sleeper!Kirishima collapsing on top of you after sex

All your friends are like, "aw, you're so lucky to have a boyfriend who likes to cuddle after sex!!!" except it's not aw, it's OW!!!

The thing that's really unfortunate though, is the fact that the first 5-10 minutes of him laying on you, cockwarming, etc... is all super nice! it's just that by the time you're ready for it to stop cuz he's getting kinda heavy... mr. dumbass is already asleep😟

And usually he's so good about waking up, cuz he's gotta for work and exercise and missions + etc... but after a nut? No way is he moving for a couple hours AT LEAST.... so either you gotta fight your way out of his grip like a pro-wrestler (and then deal with his whining later), or wait it out like a starfish it's some college hookup and you aren't in your own bed.

(You probs pinched him once to try and wake him up... but it just ended up with him readjusting so that your hands were locked in his grip. At least you could breathe, though. at least.)